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Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Review: My Date From Hell by Tellulah Darling


My Date From Hell
by Tellulah Darling

Available as: paperback, Kindle edition, ebook
Pages: 288
Publisher: Te Da Media
Publication date: October 31, 2013
Suggested tags: young adult, paranormal, mythology



Second in The Blooming Goddess Trilogy. From Goodreads:
"Sophie Bloom’s junior year has been a bit of a train wreck. After the world’s greatest kiss re-awakened Sophie’s true identity as Persephone (Goddess of Spring and Savior of Humanity), she fought her dragon-lady guidance counselor to the death, navigated mean girl Bethany’s bitchy troublemaking, and dealt with the betrayal of her backstabbing ex, Kai (sexy Prince of Darkness). You’d think a girl could catch a break.

Yeah, right.

With Zeus stepping things up, it’s vital that Sophie retrieve Persephone’s memories and discover the location of the ritual to stop Zeus and Hades. So when Aphrodite strikes a deal that can unlock Sophie’s pre-mortal past, what choice does the teen goddess have but to accept?

The mission: stop media mogul Hermes from turning Bethany into a global mega-celebrity. The catch? Aphrodite partners Sophie and Kai to work together … and treat this suicide mission as a date. Which could work out for Sophie’s plan to force Kai to admit his feelings for her–if she doesn’t kill him first.

Add to that the fact that BFF Theo’s love life and other BFF Hannah’s actual life are in Sophie’s hands, and suddenly being a teenager—even a godlike one—seems a bit like … well, hell. Whatever happened to dinner and a movie?

The YA romantic comedy/Greek mythology fireworks continue to fly in
My Date From Hell. Love meets comedy with a whole lot of sass in book two of this teen fantasy romance series. Breaking up is easy; dating is deadly."

{ I was kindly provided an ebook ARC by the author in exchange for an honest review. }


Ok. It is now official. Anything Tellulah Darling writes, I will devour. I was a big fan of the first book in this trilogy, My Ex From Hell (you can read my review here), so I was very excited (reality: I freaked the heck out) when the fabulous author herself invited me to join the Sassy Girl Swoony God Tourney and read book 2! My Date From Hell brings us right back to the saga of Sophie and Kai as they work out their own issues along with their budding romance, and some pretty epic battles with other gods and goddesses too.

First of all, Sophie and Kai, since their issues are kind of central to the story: I love the on-again,-off-again-ness of their relationship. They struggle against each other, yet they're pulled together (literally, at some points). Throughout the book, Sophie fights the feeling that Kai is not really into her, but rather acting on his feelings for Persephone, which made my heart break for her. (SPOILER - highlight to read: Although the events between her and Kai later in the book TOTALLY made up for it! So many adorable moments!)

On that note, I really liked seeing Sophie struggle to separate herself from Persephone - it felt real, and despite the fact that I've never been in any situation remotely close to being a reincarnated goddess with missing memories, I could relate to her. She's trying to make her own path, to shake off what others expect her to be and do... and really, who can't relate to that at some point in their lives? I feel like we get to see Sophie grow a bit and start to find herself in My Date From Hell. There's also plenty of sarcasm and snark from Sophie too. She had a lot of great moments in the book, but the scene at prom was one of my favorites. I felt like it really captured that sort of blindingly wonderful bliss of high school first love, along with Sophie's trademark spunk... one of her friends is in mortal danger, but Sophie still takes a moment for herself:
I'm not saying I was a good person for dancing but yeah, I took the four minutes that the damn song lasted and danced.
We also get introduced to some awesome new characters, including Festos, who might just be my favorite character in the series so far. (Seriously. Read this book and tell me you don't LOVE Festos.) (SPOILER - highlight to read: And then try and tell me you don't LOVE Theo and Festos together too! I wasn't sure about their relationship at first, since Festos was just introduced in this book and I thought it might feel too rushed, but it didn't - it was done just right!) Pierce is a great new character also. (SPOILER - highlight to read: Although I wasn't crazy about the Pierce + Hannah pairing. They were cute together, but it didn't feel as natural as Sophie + Kai or Theo + Festos.)

And there is lots of interaction with other gods and goddesses, including battles, torture, mind trips, trickery, and other god/goddess-induced mayhem. I loved the scenes in the first book with the gods and goddesses, and I thought the scenes in this book were even better! Aphrodite and Hermes are introduced, and they're both great. I tore through the pages that covered Hermes's twisted game (which was awesome).

And that ENDING. God(s and goddesses) help me. That was intense. I can't wait to see how Sophie's story wraps up! The next book, My Life From Hell, is due out in 2014!


Overall rating: 4 out of 5 stars


More about Tellulah Darling }

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{ The Blooming Goddess Trilogy }



Book 1: My Ex From Hell 
Read my review
!







Book 2: My Date From Hell 







Book 3: My Life From Hell 
Expected release date: March 20, 2014

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Review: My Ex From Hell by Tellulah Darling


My Ex From Hell
by Tellulah Darling

Available as: paperback, Kindle edition, ebook
Pages: 272
Publisher: Te Da Media
Publication date: April 1, 2013
Suggested tags: young adult, paranormal, mythology



First in The Blooming Goddess Trilogy. From Goodreads:
"Sixteen-year-old Sophie Bloom wishes she’d been taught the following:

a) Bad boy’s presence (TrOuBlE) + teen girl’s brain (DraMa) = TrAuMa (Highly unstable and very volatile.)
b) The Genus Greekulum Godissimus is notable for three traits: 1) awesome abilities, 2) grudges, and 3) hook-ups, break-ups, and in-fighting that puts cable to shame.

Prior to the Halloween dance, Sophie figures her worst problems involve adolescent theatrics, bitchy yoga girls, and being on probation at her boarding school for mouthy behaviour. Then she meets bad boy Kai and gets the kiss that rocks her world.

Literally.

This breath stealing lip lock reawakens Sophie’s true identity: Persephone, Goddess of Spring. She’s key to saving humanity in the war between the Underworld and Olympus, target numero uno of Hades and Zeus, and totally screwed.

Plus there’s also the little issue that Sophie’s last memory as Persephone was just before someone tried to murder her.

Big picture: master her powers, get her memories back, defeat Persephone’s would be assassin, and save the world. Also, sneak into the Underworld to retrieve stolen property, battle the minions of Hades and Zeus, outwit psycho nymphs, slay a dragon, rescue a classmate, keep from getting her butt expelled from the one place designed to keep her safe …

… and stop kissing Kai, Prince of the Underworld.

My Ex From Hell is a romantic comedy/Greek mythology smackdown. Romeo and Juliet had it easy.
"

{ I received this as an ebook ARC from NetGalley. }


I got hooked on Tellulah Darling's style when I read Sam Cruz's Infallible Guide to Getting Girls (you can read my review here), so I was really looking forward to My Ex from Hell - and it did not disappoint! Her snarky humor and witty banter make this one just as fun and addictive as Sam Cruz.

I can't really add anything to that awesome synopsis up there. If you read that and you think the story sounds interesting and you like the style that it's written in, then you must pick up My Ex from Hell, like, immediately, because you will love it. It's got a hilarious narrator (Sophie), snappy one-liners, and quirky side characters (the "psycho nymph" mentioned in the synopsis was one of my favorites). Also, it has some interesting and elaborate settings (the trip to the Underworld was fun, and I thought the labyrinth scene was really well done - I was glued to my Kindle reading that part) and a pretty epic battle scene towards the end.

I loved Sophie's BFFs, Hannah and Theo. They really brought a lot to the story and had distinct and endearing personalities. Kai... I'm kind of torn. I like the idea of him and Sophie together, and I liked their on-again, off-again type relationship as it formed throughout the book... but Kai's actions at the end of the book left me shocked. (SPOILER - highlight to read: There's got to be some kind of *something* behind Kai's betrayal, right? He had to have a good reason for leaving Sophie to die, right? I'm hoping so. And I'm hoping he redeems himself in the next book. Because right now I'm kind of hating him.)

My Ex from Hell pretty much solidified my Tellulah Darling fan status. I can't wait to read the next book in the Blooming Goddess Trilogy, My Date from Hell, which is due out October 31, 2013!


Overall rating: 4 out of 5 stars


{ More about Tellulah Darling }

Tellulah Darling's website
Tellulah Darling's Goodreads profile


{ The Blooming Goddess Trilogy }




Book 1: My Ex From Hell 







Book 2: My Date From Hell 
Read my review
!






Book 3: My Life From Hell 
Expected release date: March 20, 2014

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Review: Sam Cruz's Infallible Guide to Getting Girls by Tellulah Darling


Sam Cruz's Infallible Guide to Getting Girls
by Tellulah Darling

Available as: paperback, Kindle edition, ebook
Pages: 244
Publisher: Te Da Media
Publication date: October 17, 2012
Suggested tags: young adult, romance, contemporary



From Goodreads:
"Why the hell can’t chicks be more like guys?

That question plagues high school senior Sam Cruz. Sam is perfectly happy being a player. He just wishes girls wouldn’t change the game from sex to relationships. It makes him look like an asshole. But when Sam’s best friend, Ally Klinger, gets dumped, she begs him to transform her into someone who can screw around then screw off. No risk of heartbreak that way. It’s Sam’s chance to create the perfect female AND cheer up his best friend. Armed with Sam’s Three Step Guide to Backseat Success, Ally gets the game better than Sam thought she would and before long, Sam has his wish: the female version of himself. Too bad it’s driving him nuts. Told from Sam’s and Ally's alternating POVs, Sam Cruz’s Infallible Guide to Getting Girls is a fast-paced romantic comedy that follows these teens as they navigate the minefield of sex, love, and friendship.

This book contains strong language, drinking, euphemisms, and lots of “bow chicka wow wow.” 
"

{ I received this as an ebook from NetGalley. }


It took me a little while to warm up to it, but I liked this one a lot more than I thought I would. Sam Cruz's Infallible Guide to Getting Girls is a fun read with a cute romance and a lot of teenage mischief, if you will. If that last line of the synopsis bothers you, you probably do not want to read this book. If that last line appeals to you and makes you curious to see what all they get into, you'll probably love it!

Sam and his mission bothered me at first - his initial attitude about women would make most girls squirm a little, I think - but I held out hope that he would come around eventually. I loved following Ally as she makes big changes and finds herself along the way. From the synopsis you know they're going to fall in love, but the story behind how they get there is so fun - it's a mix of frustrating, exhilarating, and warm-and-fuzzy. The final scene in the diner was just perfect!

Sam and Ally's story is a great one, in my opinion. It's certainly not for everyone, as there is a lot of language and sex which some readers may not appreciate. But I found it to be a quirky, wild, wonderful romance that delivered what I expected plot-wise, but also threw in some pleasant surprises. I'd definitely recommend it to readers looking for an offbeat contemporary romance.


Overall rating: 4 out of 5 stars